suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

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What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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