relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light