”Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar wouldn’t be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his… THIS IS A DIRTY BOOK!”

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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cutebmo:

relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

the thing is that the OP is literally a fascist nazi blog. look at the source this is a fascist nazi blog. literally. quite literally. like nobody implies any of these things in the first place the post was made to put people down y’all should be ashamed of yourselves. can’t believe it’s circulating again

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

intensional:

this is so sad to watch

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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